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November 1, 2011 at 9:17 am
andycharles
Not bad. Needs bacon, black pudding and a kidney.
November 1, 2011 at 9:03 pm
R.A.D. Stainforth
Agreed.
October 25, 2011 at 2:45 pm
jennigetsit
Bangars and beans? Where’s the mash?
October 25, 2011 at 3:23 pm
R.A.D. Stainforth
Mashed potatoes for breakfast? No, no, no … unless they’re leftovers fried with cabbage … bubble-and-squeak …
September 19, 2011 at 9:02 am
R.A.D. Stainforth
This meal a.k.a. “The Doctor’s Nightmare” …
September 19, 2011 at 12:12 am
David Halliday
Funny how hospital food doesn’t look like that. Especially in the cardiac war.