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(Source: Daily Mirror)
Queen of Gastroporn Nigella Lawson is better known for grilling steaks, but she has just bought a stake in Lewes Football Club.
TV’s Domestic Goddess, 51, has a £1,000 single share in the struggling Sussex non-league side. It was taken over last year by six media luvvie fans led by Nigella’s playwright pal, Patrick Marber.
Fellow chef Delia Smith, 70, helped save Championship side Norwich from bankruptcy back in 1997. Now Rooks fans are praying that Nigella will inject some much needed cash – and maybe even dish up some quality half time tucker at their club’s ground, The Dripping Pan.
One fan said: “At least we might be able to beat the competition on catering. Nigella burgers would go down a treat.”
I rarely comment on the game of football and its overpaid star players, but this time I cannot resist.
It’s time Wayne “King” Rooney spent £4.10 on a day saver and climbed aboard the bus for Reality Street, where no doubt he will meet several Manchester United fans who would be delighted to give him a demonstration of accurate kicking.
20 October 2010
Wayne Rooney issues a statement: “I met with David Gill last week and he did not give me any of the assurances I was seeking about the future squad. I then told him that I would not be signing a new contract.”
22 October 2010
Rooney signs a new five-year contract taking his basic pay to £160,000 a week: “I’m delighted to sign another deal at United. In the last couple of days, I’ve talked to the manager and the owners and they’ve convinced me this is where I belong.”
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1. Name the Scottish immigrant, skilled lawyer and Father of Confederation who became Canada’s first prime minister.
2. How many provinces and territories are there in Canada?
3. In 1917, two ships collided in a harbour and caused the world’s greatest man-made explosion before Hiroshima. Where did this occur?
4. In 1759, where did General Wolfe and the British defeat French forces for control of Quebec?
5. Who is Canada’s head of state?
6. Who was the founder of the province of Manitoba who was hanged in 1885 for his role in a rebellion?
7. What was the name of the route used by fleeing American slaves to get to Canada?
8. What famous schooner, commemorated on the 10-cent coin, was launched in Nova Scotia in 1921?
9. On June 6, 1944, Canadian troops participated in the invasion of Nazi-occupied France. What was the code name of the Normandy coast beach on which the Canadians landed?
10. Speaking in the House of Commons on June 10, 1942 about a controversial plebiscite, Prime Minister Mackenzie King explained his policy as “not necessarily ______, but ______ if necessary.”
11. Which province is officially bilingual?
12. It was named by an act of Parliament as Canada’s national game.
13. Montreal hosted this international event in 1976.
14. Who is the songwriter who penned “Big Yellow Taxi”?
15. What is Canada’s highest mountain?
16. What is the capital of Canada’s newest territory?
17. What was the name of Canada’s flag before the Maple Leaf?
18. This Canadian won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1957.
19. Quebec cabinet minister Pierre Laporte was taken hostage and murdered in the crisis initiated by which extremist separatist group?
20. This writer of popular Canadian history died in 2004.
As usual, when it comes to the England football team’s piss poor performances, the best headline appeared on the front page of today’s Sun newspaper:
Sunny outlook in many areas but depression over Heathrow as shower drifts in from South Africa
The kindest thing we can do for these unfortunate millionaires is to ignore them, just as they have ignored each other for the last two weeks. Boys, no one cares about you any more.
Perhaps one positive thing can come out of England’s disastrous defeat against Germany: surely now the Football Association must introduce the technology which will allow match officials and players to understand what Fabio Capello is saying.
(Fabio Capello is on holiday.)
Can the highest paid footballers in the world beat Slovenia?
When you pay someone millions of pounds, they perform better than anyone else, right?
That is fuck you economics, and that is why the UK is fucked.
The England football team have visited an orphanage in a poor quarter of Port Elizabeth, South Africa.
“It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces, without a trace of hope,” said Jamal, aged 10.