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I am in the middle of a love affair with salted caramel. It’s heady, it’s passionate, it may – like the stalker’s obsessive focus – not be entirely healthy, but I take the view that few in this world have the luxury to be blasé about pleasure. There’s simply not enough of it about for us to gainsay what gifts are offered up for our enjoyment. True, for many, self-denial has its own exquisite agony, but I am not among their number. For me, a “more is more” kind of a person, I don’t want merely to experience pleasure, I want to wallow in it – gloriously and gratefully – while it lasts.
(Nigella Lawson, Queen of Gastroporn & Caramel Bukkake)

Nigella Lawson Queen of Gastroporn caused quite a stir last week when this photograph of her appeared on the front cover of a magazine. In extreme close-up, warm salt caramel is oozing down her face and hands, dripping from her eyelids and lips.

In all innocence Nigella Lawson has denied the image was “sexualised” and dismissed suggestions that she had any “flirtatious style”.

“I think that appetite is seen as hearty in a male and slightly wanton and lascivious in a female, but that’s just about perception,” she said. “The image is simply rapturous joy in caramel. It’s not obligatory to be smutty minded. When people say to me ‘she does double entendre’, I have never done double entendre in my life. I’m not that kind of person.”

(To which I respond “Whatever!” . I think appetite is about eating food and not pouring it over your head.)

“I really was covered in caramel! And I arrived back home after, incredibly sticky, and had to give myself a vigorous hosing-down. I was in the shower for about an hour!”

In fact, with this photograph, Nigella has invented a subcategory of gastroporn, what we might call “caramel bukkake”. I can almost believe that she is unaware of the term bukkake, but I cannot believe the same of the photographer and designer of this shoot.

For those who, like La Lawson herself, cannot see why this photograph might be considered porn, here is some real porn for you to compare (and this really is a great shot):

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“I have come forward today, because I feel that it is wrong for a golf ball to have my picture on it because golfers hit their golf balls with a lot of force. As a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club hitting a ball with my photo on it. I was in love with Tiger and because of what he said to me and the fact that we were together for so long I believed that he loved me too.

I don’t think that Tiger would want my picture on a golf ball and I know that I don’t.”

(Veronica Siwik-Daniels, 4 February 2010)

LOS ANGELES, 5 MAY 2010 – Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film studio, has signed a contract with one-time Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James to make “The Eleventh Hole”, a movie that will depict never-before-told intimate details of her three-year relationship with the golf champion.

The movie will take viewers behind the Tiger Woods headlines, gossip columns and texting to capture the most secret fine points about James’ affair with the golf icon.

In sensual and graphic terms, viewers will learn the between-the-sheets story behind the personal texts Woods sent to James.

The movie will be released under the studio’s Vivid-Celeb imprint, which has earned fame and notoriety for popular movies featuring celebrities having sex, from Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee to Kim Kardashian, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty and Playboy Playmate and reality TV star Shauna Sand.

James, also known as Veronica Siwik-Daniels, carried on a long-running affair with Woods after meeting him at The Bellagio resort in Las Vegas. She has disclosed numerous steamy text messages the two exchanged to arrange their trysts.

”Even at major tournaments we would manage to hook up, and in fact it wasn’t unusual for us to have sex four or five times a day,” she said in a recent interview.

Steven Hirsch, founder and co-chairman of Vivid, said he anticipates “a great demand for this film because we think it will tell the real story behind Woods’ voracious sexual appetite and the women who satisfied it.”

Joslyn recently consulted with Vivid when the studio held open auditions for the role of Tiger Woods in her upcoming movie which is expected to be released on May 17th.

Joslyn James

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Black Dogs Defined

This is the best of me; for the rest, I ate, and drank, and slept, loved and hated, like another: my life was as the vapour and is not; but this I saw and knew; this, if anything of mine, is worth your memory.

(John Ruskin, Sesame and Lilies)

Whatever people say I am, that’s what I’m not.

(Alan Sillitoe, Saturday Night and Sunday Morning)

This is my letter to the world, that never wrote to me.

(Emily Dickinson, This is my letter to the world)

Safe upon the solid rock the ugly houses stand:
Come and see my shining palace built upon the sand!

(Edna St. Vincent Millay, Second Fig)

R.A.D. Stainforth

I was born before The Beatles’ first LP and brought up in the reeking slums of Jericho. I am in love with a woman called Hazel and in love with her daughter, also called Hazel, both of whom I met at Alcoholics Anonymous.

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