I’m all dressed up for the 4th Annual Willow Manor Ball which is tomorrow … I’m allowing plenty of time to get there. Just time for a quick glass of Highland Park before I jump in the Jag.

Wait a minute! What’s this? A text from Nigella Lawson Queen of Gastroporn: plz tk me 2 ball …

Well, perhaps I could squeeze her in. See you at Willow Manor!