I just saw an interview on the BBC with one of my favourite writers, P.J. O’Rourke. When asked about Sarah Palin, he struggled to say anything polite, then finally managed:

“She’s carrying too much sail for her hull.”

Incidentally, this Sarah Palin pic can be found on Google by using the search term “invisible dicks”.

The only Sarah Palin joke I know is the one where you ask someone “Where does Sarah Palin live?” then when they say “Alaska” you say “Oh thanks, would you?”.