As far as the welfare of every other living form on earth was concerned, the human project was not just a failure, it was a mistake from the very beginning.

(Ian McEwan, Amsterdam)

Lindsay Lohan has a new accessory: an anklet that monitors alcohol levels. Scram stands for Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor.

She recently tweeted: “Can Chanel help me out by getting me some stickers to put on it so I can at least wear a chic dress?”