Cleggeron Warlord

Twelve voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

(George Orwell, Animal Farm)

Did you vote Conservative? Congratulations!

Did you vote Liberal Democrat? Well done!

NOW YOU MUST BOW TO THE CLEGGERONS! YOU WILL OBEY! LIVE LONG AND PROSPER! KHLEGGERON MAH! DAH YIDIL! IWLIJ JACHJAJ! QID HOCH! HOH HOCHDICH!

Ni’jaj yInraj ‘ej SuQuchtaHjaj SuQutlhchuqtaHjaj SuHo’chuqtaHjaj je!

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