Two years ago, men’s magazine Nuts named GMTV’s Kate Garraway the UK’s third annual WISA of the Year (Woman I Secretly Adore).

There are a lot of youtubers who abuse themselves when she appears on television. Go and look if you don’t believe me. But be warned, some of the comments are not for the faint-hearted.

By the way, Kate just misses my shortlist for the next Mrs Stainforth, at No. 7.

The Queen of Gastroporn, who came sixth in the Nuts poll, is still my No. 1.