The horror! The horror!

(Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness)

The original title of this post was going to be “Stella McCartney feels a right tit”. My PA, Miss McKenzie, whose powers of observation are greater than mine, pointed out that in fact Stella McCartney is groping Tracey Emin’s left tit, which is slightly larger than the right one.

Looking closely again at the pic, I notice what big hands Stella McCartney has.