(Taken from Real Cooking by Nigel Slater)
I love a banger. Mild, herby British butcher’s variety, blow-your-socks-off fennel and black pepper Italian ones, or thick wodges of black pudding. Love them all.
To be good, really good, a sausage must be hot and sticky. It must sport that tacky, savoury goo that you get when it has been cooked slowly. It must be sweet, savoury, gooey, chewy and all at once. And a sausage should always be eaten when slightly too hot – part of the joy of a banger is to toss it around in your mouth whilst making sucking and blowing noises. A tepid sausage is a friend to no one.
Sausage suppers, bangers and mash, or grilled black pudding with creamy mustard sauce, are cold-weather food of the first order. I can think of nothing I would rather come in to after raking the leaves on an autumn afternoon than slow-fried sausages and a mountain of mash. Sausage hotpot comes pretty close. Or a woman with huge tits peeling off her sweater … where was I? Yes! Big hot sausages!
At the risk of upsetting sausage fanciers I honestly think that the plain butcher’s sausage is a tastier affair than all these fancy links around at the moment.
Choosing a sausage is not that difficult. Choose ones that are meaty and moist-looking, and perhaps freckled with pepper and a few herbs. It is best to avoid the butcher’s effort at originality until you have tried their house brand, which may be very good indeed. Some butchers really know how to make a banger. If in doubt, just go for a plump, friendly-looking one – banger, that is.





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February 13, 2013 at 10:17 pm
yourothermotherhere
I love sausages too, but alas, they are filling them with who knows what anymore and so I’m leery of eating them. One of these days I’ll buy a grinder and make my own. Pork loin, beef brisket, fennel seeds, salt, pepper—all in natural sheep intestine casings.
February 13, 2013 at 10:25 pm
R.A.D. Stainforth
I like that … making your own sausages …
November 10, 2012 at 1:39 pm
G
I concur wholeheartedly Mr. S. except I also love a leftover sausage in a sandwich the next day. The thing I’ve noticed in supposedly gourmet sausages is a lack of salt, which makes no sense… I mean, why bother?
November 18, 2012 at 2:10 am
R.A.D. Stainforth
Thank you G. There is nothing, absolutely nothing better than a warm salty sausage …
November 5, 2012 at 4:02 am
Anonymous
“A tepid sausage is a friend to no one.” Smiling. Truer words were ne’er spake.
November 5, 2012 at 8:53 am
R.A.D. Stainforth
Keep that tepid sausage away from me …
November 5, 2012 at 12:28 am
Bruce/Catalyst
Excellent gourmandising!
November 5, 2012 at 8:58 am
R.A.D. Stainforth
Nigel Slater one of my favorite food writers …